They’ve risk assessed binge drinking,
And now it’s safe as soap.
They’ve rendered vodka harmless,
And plan the same for dope.
The electrics have been grounded.
The fluids ? Reservoired.
All sharp points have been blunted,
And they’ve checked each circuit board.
Fat meat’s back on the menu
(Cholesterol is good.)
And have no fear when strolling
In that drug gang’s neighborhood.
The studies are conclusive
And there’s no margin of error.
So flap your arms when jumping
And have no twitch of terror.
Observations, obfuscations, and other oddities.. Enjoy, and thanks for reading. Tom
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